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Quake ii stroggs3/11/2023 A LITTLE CYLINDRICAL OBJECT SPIRALING TOWARDS ME…. SPLATT… and out the corner of my watering eye I see it…. it happened, I was in a room surrounded by the bastards. ![]() You see a 5 1/4 inch floppy sticking out of Tokay’s Tower.įavorite natural disaster: … Mail Bomb - Subject: The Magic Grenade !!.The quake guy scratches at your screen screaming “Let me out! Let me out!”.Flamethrower grabs a fire extinguisher whenever you visit his site.You shoot at a Strogg and real smoke comes out of the PC.You see the phone cord icon while playing single player.None of the other players have names you could say on the radio without losing your FCC license.Firing your blaster makes you lose 10 health units.You wait 20 minutes for one skin to download.Nobody else in the game has a ping over 10.You respawn with a blaster and everybody else respawns with a BFG.You know you need a new Quake server when… Your Quake name is longer than the Fragfest’s URL.You’re playing deathmatch and everybody disconnects as soon as you log on.You’re playing CTF and all your team members disconnect. ![]()
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